Dana is a mostly normal girl living a mostly normal life until one day, Brunhilde- a fearsome Dark Knight from another realm- tears through a portal in the sky and asks Dana to guide her to find and slay the mysterious Gray Wizard. Instantly, Dana enlists herself as Brunhilde's companion and guide, promising to help her find her prize in this unfamiliar world - all while praying Brunhilde never catches onto the fact that Dana has no idea who she's looking for. In 'Taking My Dark Knight Girlfriend to the Corner Store,' accompany Dana as she takes her girlfriend out on a grocery trip and live a day in the life of a woman living with a Dark Knight. Experience the thrill of picking out snacks for a servant of Evil, argue that winning a claw machine is essential to her quest, and don't let her kill anyone! About 10k words and 1 hour of gameplay One true ending (and one silly ending) with fun choices along the way Cute, hand-drawn artwork with full CGs Lesbian t4t romance Tuss