the feces feasters: an old gaming clan that used to terrorize the internetnow they're a bunch of dead squatting losers that go around being annoyingyou've been hired by the owner of 12 mansions to clear out one of his beloved mansions of these outdated poop eating losersthe feasters can only come into the physical realm if their demands aren't metthey go around vandalizing, expelling bodily fluids, wasting electricity, demanding answers to math questions, and much more in order to drive out any potential exorcistsbut luckily you're not an exorcist but rather an idiot who was promised 2,000 bucks by the mansion's owner in exchange for getting rid of themso who's involved in this charade?2,000our "mysterious" protagonist. he only identifies himself as 2,000 for the 2,000 bucks he plans to collect once he clears the mansion of the feastersG.W. Wufflerthe caretaker of the mansion and an incredibly stylish manquimbius quoniamtries to get into the physical realm with phone calls and mirrorsBUTTWH0lerexpels his bodily fluids in an attempt to dissuade his enemies from interfering in his businessdick tectivebad 'artist' that vandalizes any 'canvas' he can get his hands on like an annoying punkmister REDwastes power and loves board gamespenile lylea clean freak australian who needs to be deported (from the mansion) immediatelyevil wheelchaira good friend of and ass ass in in service of penile lylegLiop giLbosequiz master and a collector of loyal subordinates that will do his bidding should you fail to satisfy his whims. something's different about him though...mr skeletontop henchman and deadly assassin with fierce loyalty towards gLiop giLbose and undying tenacity towards his enemiesYurGerloyal henchman of gLiop giLboseheflefferjeployal henchman of gLiop giLbosethe jesterloyal henchman of gLiop giLboseCaptain Killyouloyal henchman of gLiop giLbosejuicrbox 255evil alien that likes snacks and clean dishesthe key to surviving and getting your 2,000 bucks is listening to the location of the feasters' attacks and adapting your strategy accordingly to suit the current situationwatch your step, the mansion reeks of feces